She has a girlfriend now,
She said, ‘Guys don’t do no more for me.’

ragemoreroberts:

We are the Mischief Makers. 

Myself and Spider at MCM Expo as Tank Girl and Deadpool. Its one of my ultimate crossovers. They would wreck life. 

  • Brother:

    We're staying the night at his uncle's house on Venice beach.

  • Me:

    Wait, which part of Venice? The meth-addict side or the swanky side?

  • Brother:

    Probably the meth-addict side.

  • Me:

    Have fun....getting AIDS.

drbippy:

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

I am not your autumn moon. I am the highway.
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pagethreehundredandninety-four:

THIS IS AMAZING

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

jonasfiel:

hehehehe

jonasfiel:

hehehehe